[I Ate] Seared filet mignon and curly fries
Might be worth reconsidering that kerning placement...
Since mashups are a thing today, here's Macklemore (Thrift Shop) mashed with Lil' Dicky - Save Dat Money
I mean, they're not the best donuts in the world or anything, but...
Training to be a UPS driver perhaps?
Dog tries an extreme sour warhead
Keywork / All Mother - designed by me, done by SinTown Tattoo in Houston, TX
Meanwhile, in France...
Man from North Texas rides horse into a Taco Bell
My wife's RW she makes dinner for the kids and asks them how it tastes, and they say it's gross
MRW I'm very passionate about telling people that "i" is the most courageous letter of the alphabet
MRW I'm very passionate about letting people know that "I" is the most courageous letter of the alphabet
First strongman competition will be in the coming months, so my beard game has to be on point
Different kind of illusion - find the cell phone in this picture
MRW Apple has a new product that turns you into a yellow hairy monster when you are dishonest and my friend asks me what the product is called and I tell him the truth in hopes that it changes me back
MRW Apple's has a new product that turns you into a yellow hairy monster when you are dishonest and my friend asks me what the product is called
Aww look, he wants to play fOH MY GOD
You know it's a hot day in Canada when...
Crane collapses trying to move a water tower
When radios get desperate
I faceswapped my 3 year old son and John Cena and now he looks like a jacked Benjamin Button
Sign farther down the wall said "this building is monitored by security cameras"
A picture is worth a thousand words
Man vapes and snorts a carolina reaper, then rubs the juice into his eye.
"So how's the weather in Houston been?"
"So how's the weather in TX been?"
MRW I see a kid staring at me from across the restaurant and the parents aren't looking
Hurr dye
Saw The Contortionist in Houston on 4/26/16, was right up front. Here's Language 1: Intuition
Guy does a seriously impressive hand trumpet cover of System of a Down's BYOB
"Hey, I'm gonna take your picture." "Wait no, I'm not rea-" *click*
Took the beard to the next level! Any fellow beard braiders / beaders?
Well, this is awkward...
Both my beard and I have put on some muscle over the years.
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
OK jeez, sorry...
I don't... I don't understand...
When your friend can't remember Claudio's name
MRW I can't remember the name of the singer from Coheed and Cambria
OK OK OK OK
When assembling your dog kit, be sure to follow the instructions to avoid disasters like this
MRW I'm trapped in Sid's house from Toy Story and the internet is my only means for finding help
7 year old nephew had an assignment in school to describe himself in 4 words.
He's going to have to check with a guy he knows who's an expert on being arrested
When you mix up your George Martins
Meet Hafþór (back, pronouced "HALF-thor") and Apollo (front), dad and son!
Mistakes were made
Who wore it better?
Puss in heels
MRW touching my hat or seeing the name "ALAN NORTH" are the only things stopping my life from devolving into utter chaos